Post by Rose on Jul 22, 2008 0:13:07 GMT
Moist van Cleef
NOVA Interviewer
Name: Moist van Cleef
Real Name: God knows, claims he's some Arabian Prince when drunk.
Hometown: Arkham, MA
Alignment: Neutral
Gimmick: Absolutely One-Hundred Percent Batshit Insane. Moist is kept around because of the cult status he achieved from internet smarks. Top hats lined with foil, goggles that can "see through time" and even a radio that only plays Aphex Twin, Moist has all the symptoms. Moist claims he is the descentent of Plato, Ceaser and Shakespeare amogst others and often will appear in the strangest of places to give an interview.
