Billy Walker (Heel)

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Billy Walker

Wrestler Info
Name: Billy Walker
Alias(es): Billy Fuckin' Walker; "Stonewall" Walker; Mr. Blond; William of Orange; Stop, Thief!
Real Name: Wilhelm S. Walker
Height/Weight: 6', 187lb
Age: Unknown, believed to be early to mid twenties
Hometown: Geiersburg, Louisiana
Alignment: He tries, but he can't shake the Heel tendancies
Gimmick: Huachuca City's Minister of Non-Violent Crimes; Billy Walker sneaks, steals and shadily deals.
Theme Music: Led Zeppelin - In My Time of Dying
Entrance:
[i]A melancholy guitar slides in underneath a surprisingly british voice for a delta blues song. This is the only signal of the arrival of Billy Walker - given that the lights only darken slightly - and as he is want to do; he keeps the entire world waiting just a little longer; no doubt having a smoke in the gorilla position before he comes out.[/i]

[b][center][color=888800]In My Time of Dyin'...Want Nobody to Mourn
All I Want for You to Do is Take my Body Home...[/color][/center][/b]

[i]As predicted, the former Mr. Blond appears in a neatly pressed robe, with a cigarillo that has been smoked almost to the tip hanging out of his mouth. He greets the cool reaction he gets with a knowing smile, and stubs the cigar out before sauntering down to the ring.[/i]

[b][center][color=888800]Well, Well, Well... So I can Die Easy...
Well, Well, Well... So I can Die Easy...[/color][/center][/b]

[i]One particularly annoying heckler catches his view on the way down; and with his breath still held in, a sidles up to this annoying fan, hurling abuse in his direction. Billy just stands and lets the smoke drift from his lungs in their direction, before carrying on his merry way, ordering one of the ring monkeys to go up the steps in front of him to hold the ropes open. Once in the ring, he makes his way to a corner to do a few final stretches before the match.[/i]

Appearance: A far cry from the man that was first noticed in GAWD: Mr. Blond has lost weight and several inches of hair, leaving him with a wiry frame, free of any scars, and a touselled mop of dark brown [nearly black,] hair on top of his head. In the ring, he keeps it simple: Black short tights; black boots, shinpads and knee pads. His boots used to be toe-capped; but he only wears those in a death-match situation. His full Deathmatch outfit also has a white vest and cut off jeans, and away from the ring he usually wears a casual black suit, no tie with the top button undone.

Finisher: Choke Sleeper
2nd Finisher: Knee Lift - A Running Knee Strike to the Face.
Signatures:
Blondiegatame - Octopus Stretch
Vulture's Claw - Texas Cloverleaf
Huachuca Rope Trick - Johny Saint's Lady in the Lake
Blond Mist
Flying Knee - To either a standing or grounded opponent.
Quiff Kick - Bakatare Sliding Kick; 3rd Finisher
Movelist:

• Arm Wrench [+ variations]
  
• Wrist Lever[+ variations]
  
• Headlock [w/ Takedown]
  
• Arm Drag
  
• Drop Toe Hold
  
• Standard Toe Hold
  
• Spinning Toe Hold
  
• Deathlock
  
• Wakigatame [w/ Takedown]
  
• Jujigatame [w/ Takedown]
  
• Abdominal Stretch [+ Cradle, if appropriate]
  
• Various Other Cradles
  
• Facelock [+ variations]
  
• Chickenwing Armlock
  
• Liver Punch
  
• Jumping Enzuigiri
  
• Biting
  
• Eye Rake
  
• Low Blow
  
• Fish Hook
  

Wrestling Style: Billy Walker is an adept mat wrestler in the classic British style, with a villainous streak a mile long. Trained by a grizzled British Ex-Pat [since Military School was too expensive,] he knows all the holds, the counter holds, and any dubious means to either escape, or make them more effective.

Three Strengths:

• Graceful - Despite his rough accent, and chequered history, Billy Walker moves like a cat. This is a useful skill for theiving, cheating, and of course, wrestling.
  
• Inventive - Violence tends to be Billy Walker's last plan of action, and if possible, he will find, and use any way he can to avoid it. His inventive streak tends to manifest itself in the form of cheating.
  
• Owner of a Functioning Brain - While some would argue that he must be an idiot for associating with such low-lifes as Richard Rose and Triple J; Billy Walker has something which passes for intelligence in the dirt and gloom.

Three Weaknesses:

• Vain - This is less of a problem than once it was, but Billy still always likes to look his best. This extends to keeping his complexion free of blood.
  
• Overprotective - The only thing that can truly disrupt Billy's chi is anyone messing with Jack, his little brother. On the one hand, this may sometimes work to his advantage, but more often than not, it makes a bad situation worse.
  
• Limited Striker - Billy's an old-school stretcher, not Jerry Lawler. While this means that he's not a lecherous old coot, it also means his strikes lack a certain efficacy [apart from his Knee Lift.]

Quotes:

• Aww Shit... - In response to anything that Richard Rose or Triple J deems to be an excellent idea.
  
• Aww Yeah... - Used on the rare occaisions when things are actually going right.
  
• Hur Hur Hur... - Mr. Blond's iconic [and often ironic] guffaw.

Real Name: Mark
E-Mail Address: Daisukethecrow[at]hotmail[dot]co[dot]uk