Post by Maybury on Sept 9, 2008 11:58:19 GMT
Wrestler Info
Name:Mr Great Gaz Maybury
Real Name:Gaz Maybury
Height/Weight:6'2, 240
Hometown:The Co-op, Wrexham, Wales
Alignment:Face
Gimmick:He’s a rather strange bloke. A misogynistic, homophobic bully. But a pleasant enough one. Basically, he doesn’t mean it. It’s just how he is. And that’s why people quite like him. He’s also got bizarre tastes in Music and Television. As well as this he is something of the “Playboy”; he likes his women, and his fast cars. But for some reason, all his mates are old men.
Theme Music: Artist - Song“Wired for Sound” by SIR Cliff Richard
Entrance:Fuckknows. Cross that bridge when I come to it.
Appearance:The best sideburns in the business remain, yet his hair’s a bit shite. He’s put blonde streaks in it because “It’s fucking erotic, I’m telling you”. And it’s one of those silly newfangled mullety things that isn’t quite a mullet. Yet he has this hair, with big fuck off sideburns and a superbly trimmed goatee beard, rendering him a twat look-alike. His taste in Clothes is silly compared to his hair. For a high roller he doesn’t half like cheap jeans and the same bloody Green Wales Shirt he’s had since 1996. The one with the big fuck off hole in it. And the stain on the front. When he’s dressing up… OHO! It’s the combination of NEW Jeans and a bloody bright T-shirt. Mustard and Jade, or some bollocks like that.
As Well as having the best Sideburns in the Business, he also the Tightest tights. Red and showing a fair butt of buttock, and perhaps half a teste. On the back of this Red Second skin he has “I’m great, Me!” in White. His Boots are Blue, as are his Knee Pads. Why Blue with the Red? Because he’s a fucking awful dresser.
Rep:
Finishing Move: Custom name - 1. Main Event Spinebuster (Pivoting Spinebuster, much in the Arn Anderson Style)
2. The Most awesome leg lock in the world ever invented (Fucker is, he can’t remember how he did that one time in 1997. And tends to tangle himself while setting it up, giving him wins via flukely small packages)
Trademark Moves: 1. Greatsault (Moonsault, but don’t expect the silly twat to hit it. He’ll be warned against it but will reply with “I fucking know what I’m doing. Piss off.” In other words, it has a 0% accuracy rating and always misses.)
2. THE HANDS OF STONE (A punch. Just about as much damage as you’d fucking expect it to do)
Movelist:
Wrestling Style: Erm. Brawler, I'd suppose.
Bio:Gazz was once known as Gazz "TNT" Maybury, the biggest jobber in the land. He inspected the house lights for some of the worst in the business, and never won cleanly. He hit the beer. And the Whiskey. And the tequila. And the pine Disinfectant. He had a friend called Matthew Cunningham, who wrestled under the name Violent Dave. One day they were drinking together, Gazz was drunk, and Dancing to ABBA, when he fell off the table onto his head. Violent Dave saved him by force feeding him tequila. But when Gazz woke up, he was "Mr Great" after he went deep into a forest and discovered a pair of Trousers called Pete. Who eventually turned out to be Violent Dave's fat politically incorrect father!
Gazz and his partner acquired CAL tag team gold after each taking a one year hiatus. But a week later they lost those titles due to Dave's bad back. two losses later, one in a singles match for Gazz, and Gazz snapped. He beat Dave out of the IWA with a steel Chair. He hired a new manager, Hoosier Daddy, and formed a new outlook on the IWA, a heel one.
However, this didn't last long. Because frankly, it was a bit shit, really. Gazz ditched Hoosier Daddy and hooked up with some Yorkshire Stereotypes in The Dingles and Fat Fred Elliot. He ditched the Dingles shortly, but Fred Elliot remained his coach.
At Evolution II, Gazz became both the first man to defeat Cole Christenson, and the Florida Nightlife Champion. Later that night, he lost the FNL Title to Llewelyn Yr Penaig in a unification match for the FNL, Tropical Sun and Cruiserweight Titles.
Gazz won the South Atlantic Title by winning a six way match that included Maxwell Thatcher, Gemma Lockhart, Kid Xtreme, Danny Argus, and champion Cole Christenson. In the match, he pinned Cole for the second time, establishing himself as "the man who has the monster's number".
Gazz formed a stable called Everyone Fuck Off that originally just included him, Fred Elliot, and Hercules Hernandez. However, when Herc passed away, Gazz redefined the stable and opened it to actual wrestlers. He formed an alliance with Kid Xtreme, Prodigy Inc (Bryan, Chris and Carrie), and Karl Pace shortly after winning the SA Title. Indeed, this went far better than he ever could have expected, and was arguably one of the top stars of the IWA when it closed, despite the fact he didn't understand the irony of heading an anti-stable stable.
After the Closure of the IWA he realised he had a bit of cash, and after his plan to rip off the entirety of Eastern Europe, he had a nice little nest egg, and allowed himself to get fat. But Whereas Dave’s missus pinched his money, Gazz fucked up his own money by creating “Mayburyworld”, a theme park dedicated to him, and what he likes. And he banned approximately 75% of the British isles for being “Utter Bastards”. Those who were not banned sagely decided not to go after seeing the entry price of seventeen grand to go in a ghost house which was just Paul Roma going “OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo” at a go kart. And those who did go got fucking banned anyway for daring to call the Ghost House “total and utter bollocks”.
Realising he was broke now, and could only afford crap lager, and couldn’t afford to keep on 17 of his serving girls (Isn’t 37 enough? Greedy Twat) he decided to do something that he was fair to middling at… Opened a Fish and Chip shop. When that went tits up, he decided to follow a path in his first profession. Rugby. He planned on becoming a youth Development coach, but, one night in the Bridge End, Big Pete happened to bump into head Youth Development officer, Austin Thomas. Big Pete, “For a Laugh” claimed Gazz had a 14 year old mail order bride from Azerbaijan which put a big fucking kibosh on that.
So Gazz thought “Fuck it, I’ll go back to pissing Wrestling then”.
Which, in all fairness, is a fucking shite idea. He’s right fat now.
Three Strengths:
E-Mail Address:
Name:Mr Great Gaz Maybury
Real Name:Gaz Maybury
Height/Weight:6'2, 240
Hometown:The Co-op, Wrexham, Wales
Alignment:Face
Gimmick:He’s a rather strange bloke. A misogynistic, homophobic bully. But a pleasant enough one. Basically, he doesn’t mean it. It’s just how he is. And that’s why people quite like him. He’s also got bizarre tastes in Music and Television. As well as this he is something of the “Playboy”; he likes his women, and his fast cars. But for some reason, all his mates are old men.
Theme Music: Artist - Song“Wired for Sound” by SIR Cliff Richard
Entrance:Fuckknows. Cross that bridge when I come to it.
Appearance:The best sideburns in the business remain, yet his hair’s a bit shite. He’s put blonde streaks in it because “It’s fucking erotic, I’m telling you”. And it’s one of those silly newfangled mullety things that isn’t quite a mullet. Yet he has this hair, with big fuck off sideburns and a superbly trimmed goatee beard, rendering him a twat look-alike. His taste in Clothes is silly compared to his hair. For a high roller he doesn’t half like cheap jeans and the same bloody Green Wales Shirt he’s had since 1996. The one with the big fuck off hole in it. And the stain on the front. When he’s dressing up… OHO! It’s the combination of NEW Jeans and a bloody bright T-shirt. Mustard and Jade, or some bollocks like that.
As Well as having the best Sideburns in the Business, he also the Tightest tights. Red and showing a fair butt of buttock, and perhaps half a teste. On the back of this Red Second skin he has “I’m great, Me!” in White. His Boots are Blue, as are his Knee Pads. Why Blue with the Red? Because he’s a fucking awful dresser.
Rep:
Finishing Move: Custom name - 1. Main Event Spinebuster (Pivoting Spinebuster, much in the Arn Anderson Style)
2. The Most awesome leg lock in the world ever invented (Fucker is, he can’t remember how he did that one time in 1997. And tends to tangle himself while setting it up, giving him wins via flukely small packages)
Trademark Moves: 1. Greatsault (Moonsault, but don’t expect the silly twat to hit it. He’ll be warned against it but will reply with “I fucking know what I’m doing. Piss off.” In other words, it has a 0% accuracy rating and always misses.)
2. THE HANDS OF STONE (A punch. Just about as much damage as you’d fucking expect it to do)
Movelist:
Wrestling Style: Erm. Brawler, I'd suppose.
Bio:Gazz was once known as Gazz "TNT" Maybury, the biggest jobber in the land. He inspected the house lights for some of the worst in the business, and never won cleanly. He hit the beer. And the Whiskey. And the tequila. And the pine Disinfectant. He had a friend called Matthew Cunningham, who wrestled under the name Violent Dave. One day they were drinking together, Gazz was drunk, and Dancing to ABBA, when he fell off the table onto his head. Violent Dave saved him by force feeding him tequila. But when Gazz woke up, he was "Mr Great" after he went deep into a forest and discovered a pair of Trousers called Pete. Who eventually turned out to be Violent Dave's fat politically incorrect father!
Gazz and his partner acquired CAL tag team gold after each taking a one year hiatus. But a week later they lost those titles due to Dave's bad back. two losses later, one in a singles match for Gazz, and Gazz snapped. He beat Dave out of the IWA with a steel Chair. He hired a new manager, Hoosier Daddy, and formed a new outlook on the IWA, a heel one.
However, this didn't last long. Because frankly, it was a bit shit, really. Gazz ditched Hoosier Daddy and hooked up with some Yorkshire Stereotypes in The Dingles and Fat Fred Elliot. He ditched the Dingles shortly, but Fred Elliot remained his coach.
At Evolution II, Gazz became both the first man to defeat Cole Christenson, and the Florida Nightlife Champion. Later that night, he lost the FNL Title to Llewelyn Yr Penaig in a unification match for the FNL, Tropical Sun and Cruiserweight Titles.
Gazz won the South Atlantic Title by winning a six way match that included Maxwell Thatcher, Gemma Lockhart, Kid Xtreme, Danny Argus, and champion Cole Christenson. In the match, he pinned Cole for the second time, establishing himself as "the man who has the monster's number".
Gazz formed a stable called Everyone Fuck Off that originally just included him, Fred Elliot, and Hercules Hernandez. However, when Herc passed away, Gazz redefined the stable and opened it to actual wrestlers. He formed an alliance with Kid Xtreme, Prodigy Inc (Bryan, Chris and Carrie), and Karl Pace shortly after winning the SA Title. Indeed, this went far better than he ever could have expected, and was arguably one of the top stars of the IWA when it closed, despite the fact he didn't understand the irony of heading an anti-stable stable.
After the Closure of the IWA he realised he had a bit of cash, and after his plan to rip off the entirety of Eastern Europe, he had a nice little nest egg, and allowed himself to get fat. But Whereas Dave’s missus pinched his money, Gazz fucked up his own money by creating “Mayburyworld”, a theme park dedicated to him, and what he likes. And he banned approximately 75% of the British isles for being “Utter Bastards”. Those who were not banned sagely decided not to go after seeing the entry price of seventeen grand to go in a ghost house which was just Paul Roma going “OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo” at a go kart. And those who did go got fucking banned anyway for daring to call the Ghost House “total and utter bollocks”.
Realising he was broke now, and could only afford crap lager, and couldn’t afford to keep on 17 of his serving girls (Isn’t 37 enough? Greedy Twat) he decided to do something that he was fair to middling at… Opened a Fish and Chip shop. When that went tits up, he decided to follow a path in his first profession. Rugby. He planned on becoming a youth Development coach, but, one night in the Bridge End, Big Pete happened to bump into head Youth Development officer, Austin Thomas. Big Pete, “For a Laugh” claimed Gazz had a 14 year old mail order bride from Azerbaijan which put a big fucking kibosh on that.
So Gazz thought “Fuck it, I’ll go back to pissing Wrestling then”.
Which, in all fairness, is a fucking shite idea. He’s right fat now.
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