Joe "The Dork Killer" Wilson

[JoJo]

Wrestler Info
Name: Joe “Dork Killer” Wilson
Real Name: Joseph Wilson
Height/Weight: 5’9”/215lbs
Hometown: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Alignment: Heel
Gimmick: Joe’s just looking to make enemies, really.
Theme Music: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade
Entrance:

The fast heavy intro to Bulls on Parade starts up with white lights flashing in strobe manner over the stage going with every other beat. As soon as the whammy section comes into play, the lights start a faster strobe effect.

[center][b][color=87CEFA]Come with it now![/color][/b][/center]

Joe comes out in a slow walking pace standing on the stage silent looking around through the crowd as Virginia walks in from behind him to his side. Virginia lands both hands on her hips and glances as well around the crowd giving them a bit of a sneer. Soon Joe starts down toward the ring pointing at the crowd shouting something as Virginia removes her hands from her hips and lets them sway as she walks just a couple feet in behind Joe.

[center][b][color=87CEFA]Rally round the family
with a pocket full of shells[/color][/b][/center]

Joe looks back at the crown stretching his hands across his waist around the invisible title belt before pointing back out at a certain person deep in the crowd. Virginia gives the fans in the front row a disgusted look as Joe heads to the stairs. Landing a hand on the post, Joe turns and finds a fan giving him the finger. Joe points at him and then into the ring inviting him in but the fan just throws his own arms out saying “I’m right here”. Joe just waves him off as he walks along the apron while Virginia makes her way into the ring through the middle and bottom rope.

[center][b][color=87CEFA]Rally round the family
with a pocket full of shells[/color][/b][/center]

Joe climbs up the turnbuckle from the outside and looks back to the crowd yelling something else as Virginia walks around the ring slowly. Joe throws his arm into the air once again pointing at the crowd with the other hand. After a few moments, Joe hops into the ring over the top rope landing on his feet where he removes his sunglasses and paces around the ring as Virginia settles herself down.

Appearance: Average height of his age, Joe’s a little on the chubby side but Joe tends to hide that fact a little. Short brown hair combed back with no other real distinctive markings on his body, Joe is pretty much your average looking brown eyed guy.
Rep: Myself, of course


Finishing Move: Dork Killer – Rock Bottom
Trademark Moves: 51 Cent Stamp – Victoria Sidewalk Slam (ca.youtube.com/watch?v=pd94GjRcj7M @ 1:22)
Spirit Slam – Scoop slam into Saving Grace finish (Joe points to rafters before attempting move)
Movelist:

• Ankle Lock
  
• Running Clothesline
  
• DDT
  
• Suplex
  
• Half Nelson Slam
  
• Second Rope Splash
  
• Elbow Drop
  
• Spear
  
• Body Slam
  
• Gutwrench Powerbomb
  
• Airplane Spin
  
• Death Valley Driver
  
• Sharpshooter
  
• Powerslam
  
• Double underhook lift (from behind)
  
• Arm Drag
  
• Shoulder Thrusts
  
• Snapmare
  
• Toe Kick
  
• Short Arm Clothesline
  

Wrestling Style:
Straight shots, every move counts, master of in ring manipulation, these are all Joe has for him when he’s in the ring. His style is that he has no style and while it’s lethal against some it’s a burden to him against others. If Joe gets frustrated, he tends to sit off in the corner, when he has an open chance, to take a short, silent time out.

Bio:
Tired of playing the “good guy” or the wacky character, Joe has thrown away the puns and one-liners and replaced them with words of attitude and a smug sense about himself. Often speaking his mind, Joe has made many enemies wherever he goes and this no longer seems to be much of a problem for him. Instead, he revels in the idea of becoming the worlds most hated individual. His method is one person at a time.

Three Strengths:

• Stubborn – Just doesn’t know when to give it up
  
• Manipulation – In ring psychology seems to be his forte as he often tries to draw either the opponents or the ref attention elsewhere before getting in a swift kick down below.
  
• Easy Going – He doesn’t tend to get upset as easily as most

Three Weaknesses:

• Mind Spoken – People seem to hate that
  
• Desperation – When things aren’t going his way, a steel chair often makes him feel better.
  
• Frustrated – Although it doesn’t happen often it does blind him until he has a chance to calm down

Real Name: Joe
E-Mail Address: [e-mail]






Personal Staff Info
Name: Virginia
Real Name: Virginia Knowles
Hometown: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Alignment: Heel
Gimmick: Virginia is just one evil bitch. She laughs at the misfortunes of others and easily voices herself when she’s upset. She’s very into putting people down for her own amusement.
Theme Music: Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade

Appearance: Short brown hair usually in a high ponytail with blue eyes and a small figure. She doesn’t look like much of a fighter with that frame so she’ll try to use her pink long nails to do most of the fighting for her.
Rep:
Cynara Fox


Ringside Behaviour
That all depends on Joe’s in ring behaviour as Virginia tries to keep him informed of the goings on. She’s very vocal and if she finds that Joe isn’t working with him, she’ll wave him off and pay attention elsewhere.
She’s into grabbing ankles, choking opponents with her hands or ropes, kicking people when they’re down or in the ribs, and verbally mocking those around her (fans, Joe’s opponents, the referee, etc.). Again, if during when the two aren’t working together, Virginia will sometimes verbally mock Joe and laugh when the momentum leaves him.
Really, Virginia is the kind of evil valet you’d want to see punched in the face.

[KuroKuro]

Accepted.