Post by KuroKuro on Oct 15, 2008 11:34:57 GMT
MED: Welcome Back to the Heart of the Sun; where we are getting worse, and worse at this. Mark E. on his own this week, because one guy's plugging himself into a wall to recarge his drained creative batteries and the other has a connection to the internet comprised of cheese; and it's worth mentioning that his house if crawling with mice. As for me, I'm back in uni and 'socialising'
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Joe Wilson vs. Deathcrush
MED: I say this every time I'm left with a Deathcrush match, LOL@DEATHCRUSH. Today was no different. Joe Wilson, and his fit bitch made the Metal jobber look like a fool; and by that, I mean more of a fool than he usually looks, which is quite a substantial amount of foolishness. By the time the Dork Killer hit, DC was having doubts as to whether or not he was even a wrestler any more; such was the success of Wilson's mind powers.
Winner: Joe Wilson.
Elrick & T-Bird vs The Heralds of Galactus
MED: Anyone in our readership play TEW? Occaisionally you get these little messages in your show saying something to the effect of "Worker X and Worker Y had no chemistry and it hurt the match." Well, no fucker in this match had any chemistry and it was a mess. It was disturbing. I couldn't even get a laugh out of how badly the Heralds were botching their cosmic double teams, and Elrick and T-Bird refused to even look at each other. Anyhow, the mess was mercifully cut short when the Silver Herald tripped over, and headbutted his board into Elrick's noggin, and the referee DQ'd the lot of them.
Winner: No-one.
Billy Walker & Richard Rose vs. Jay Bain & Shaun Wilson
MED: If it weren't for the fact he was breathing, I'd have thought that Richard Rose had been replaced by a carboard cut-out. Billy, as ever, was confounding the faces with his sneak brand of technical wrestling, but when he was foolish enough to tag out, Rose was spoon-fed a diet of Pain and Suplex. The H-City Rope Trick very nearly stole the match, but in the end, Bain's Offcore into some kind of leaping Backcracker dealie murdered Rose.
Winner: Wilson & Bain
Well, that was daft. hopefully we'll go back to not sucking next week.
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[/center]Joe Wilson vs. Deathcrush
MED: I say this every time I'm left with a Deathcrush match, LOL@DEATHCRUSH. Today was no different. Joe Wilson, and his fit bitch made the Metal jobber look like a fool; and by that, I mean more of a fool than he usually looks, which is quite a substantial amount of foolishness. By the time the Dork Killer hit, DC was having doubts as to whether or not he was even a wrestler any more; such was the success of Wilson's mind powers.
Winner: Joe Wilson.
Elrick & T-Bird vs The Heralds of Galactus
MED: Anyone in our readership play TEW? Occaisionally you get these little messages in your show saying something to the effect of "Worker X and Worker Y had no chemistry and it hurt the match." Well, no fucker in this match had any chemistry and it was a mess. It was disturbing. I couldn't even get a laugh out of how badly the Heralds were botching their cosmic double teams, and Elrick and T-Bird refused to even look at each other. Anyhow, the mess was mercifully cut short when the Silver Herald tripped over, and headbutted his board into Elrick's noggin, and the referee DQ'd the lot of them.
Winner: No-one.
Billy Walker & Richard Rose vs. Jay Bain & Shaun Wilson
MED: If it weren't for the fact he was breathing, I'd have thought that Richard Rose had been replaced by a carboard cut-out. Billy, as ever, was confounding the faces with his sneak brand of technical wrestling, but when he was foolish enough to tag out, Rose was spoon-fed a diet of Pain and Suplex. The H-City Rope Trick very nearly stole the match, but in the end, Bain's Offcore into some kind of leaping Backcracker dealie murdered Rose.
Winner: Wilson & Bain
Well, that was daft. hopefully we'll go back to not sucking next week.